Winter Driver Pillows

"Salt and weather being what it is, the car wash plan has you bringing in your vehicle every 3 hours..."

You Are Here

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Ice fisher.

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Snowboarding downhill.

How to fight a vampire snowman

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Why giraffes hate winter