Winter Driver Gifts

"Salt and weather being what it is, the car wash plan has you bringing in your vehicle every 3 hours..."

You Are Here

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Ice fisher.

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowboarding downhill.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

UFO Shelter