Winter Driving Gifts

'I couldn't afford studded snow tires so I tried driving nails into the tires I have.'

"My car has a boot on it."

'I forgot to get show tires.'

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'No ice.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snowprov

"Tommy!"

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."