Winter Driving Gifts

'I couldn't afford studded snow tires so I tried driving nails into the tires I have.'

"My car has a boot on it."

'I forgot to get show tires.'

Man drives by too many road alerts.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Tommy!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'No ice.'

Snowprov

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Snow flake

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Good News about winter

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!