Winter Holiday Gifts

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

You Are Here

'Here it comes.'

Coping Strategies

'I was built by texters.'

"It's dislocated, alright."

'I never thought I'd say this, but I'm even getting sick and tired of winter.'

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

'I just love the snow, everything is so peaceful!'

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

Snowman sledging through barbed wire.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."

'Been working out?'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'Oh brother, not another one! When are you middle-aged guys going to wise up and stop shoveling your driveways>'

A snowman lost his head after sneezing

Sunbathing in Winter

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Doris, I love it when we...well, you know.'

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"Good news—those lumps were just coal."

Warm Gloves

'You're new here, aren't you.'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

Snowyphus

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"