Winter Holiday T-Shirts

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

You Are Here

'I was built by texters.'

"It's dislocated, alright."

'Here it comes.'

Coping Strategies

'I never thought I'd say this, but I'm even getting sick and tired of winter.'

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

'I just love the snow, everything is so peaceful!'

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

Warm Gloves

"Good news—those lumps were just coal."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

A snowman lost his head after sneezing

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'You're new here, aren't you.'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

Sunbathing in Winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

Skier.

"You forgot his tail."

Snowyphus

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

"I told you we should have migrated."

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Kid spray painting a snowman.