Winter Holidays Gifts

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Loosen your bindings.'

The stages of winter

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Trucks sprinkle salt and grind fresh pepper on the roads.

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

'Snow again, today...'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

S is for snow

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Winter Breaks

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

'You win. Go out and play.'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

Moving south...

It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Snowman lifting weights

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Merle and Mildred knew that winter wasn't far behind when the flock of snowmen migrated into their area.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'