Winter Holidays Gifts

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Loosen your bindings.'

The stages of winter

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Trucks sprinkle salt and grind fresh pepper on the roads.

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'

Snowman's Dentures.

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'Snow again, today...'

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Winter Breaks

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

S is for snow

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

'You win. Go out and play.'

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

Snowman lifting weights

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

Moving south...

It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Back in 5 minutes.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

Canada's winter survival kit.