Car Lover In Winter Gifts

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Winter Weather.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Ice Skater

Rude Snowpeople

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'It is too snowing!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'