Winter Road Trippers Gifts

'I forgot to get show tires.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Camping.