Road Trip Season Gifts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"When!"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Motor Tourism

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Family members!

Laughing Zone Ahead