Travelling Season Gifts

'Brilliant, these 'no smiling' passports make identification so much easier.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Sloaney Pony.

Carefree luggage.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"First class, or with children?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Airport Security.

Daughters on the beach

Sparkling Water

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'