Travelling Season Gifts

'Brilliant, these 'no smiling' passports make identification so much easier.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Carefree luggage.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Desert Island Meals.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Omara Portuondo

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Airport Security.

Daughters on the beach

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Sparkling Water

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'