Travel Season Gifts

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help.

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

'Did you pack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'That was more thorough than my last doctor's physical.'

Airport Bored Rooms

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

The Zoo.

Carefree luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."