Travel Season Pillows

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'That was more thorough than my last doctor's physical.'

Airport Bored Rooms

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Flags

The Zoo.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

On holiday.

Tourists

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'