Tourist Season Pillows

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"So where were you during the tourist season?"

The Zoo.

The Vineyard

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Beach con-man.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

Culture Saturday

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Daughters on the beach

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.