Tourist Season Pillows

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"So where were you during the tourist season?"

"The desert is now closing. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

The Zoo.

The Vineyard

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

Culture Saturday

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Fishing sign.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Daughters on the beach

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Snowmen Around The World...

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.