Road Trip Season Mugs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"When!"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Family members!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Laughing Zone Ahead

A private jet takes off