Winter Road Trippers Pillows

'I forgot to get show tires.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Motor Tourism

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'