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"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Space for Lease.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Looking for a muse, love?'

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

Origami time!