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Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

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'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

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Building Blocks.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Doubledecker bus stop

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'