Boast Buster Gifts

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

In basket-case.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Killing Santa

'This should come out just right.'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

The Evolution of fish

'My ears just fell off! Hold my calls!'

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"I had an awful dream. I was being chased by a standardized test!"

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked!"

'Well, if it isn't the guy wiith the draggin' tattoo!'

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

The Walking Dread

"Off to meditation?"

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

"Ed has his own trophy manufacturing business."

Woman looking at notice on bulletin board: 'Middle Managers without Borders Support Group.'

'I got that one for getting this one.'