Static Buster Gifts

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Where your mind & battle are los

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

North Pole

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Cat in a flap

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

In and Out Tray

Nervous Oral Testing

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Turkish Democracy

I'm not making enough money to like you.

In case of emergency, break glass.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon