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"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

North Pole

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Cat in a flap

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Nervous Oral Testing

I'm not making enough money to like you.

In and Out Tray

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Turkish Democracy

In case of emergency, break glass.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."