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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Turkish Democracy

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

Office of the PR of the United States

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Goal!

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

Cut down your own tree.

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'