Boast Lovers Gifts

Powerful Love.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'What did you find in your soup?'

"You had me at pumpkin."

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

"You're not a goat person?"

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Walrus Grooming.

Johannes Brahms.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

Approachable

'You are neither tattooed, nor pierced, or have facial hair - how creative can you be?'

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'