Loudness Lover Gifts

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

At the rock concert...

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Stephen Fry

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Movies vs. Films

She required plenty of personal space.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Dummies Books.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Only Clowns

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'