Loudness Lover Pillows

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

At the rock concert...

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Crab with a clown face.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

She required plenty of personal space.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'