Loudspeaker Lover Pillows

Coaching stand off.

"What do I do? I'm a broadcaster."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"There's an immediacy to yelling you just don't get from social media."

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

Bossy Little Dog

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Gong

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Justice for a heckler.

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Musical Accidents

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

audiobooks...

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'