Loudspeaker Lover Mugs

Coaching stand off.

"What do I do? I'm a broadcaster."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"There's an immediacy to yelling you just don't get from social media."

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

Bossy Little Dog

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

The Gong

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Musical Accidents

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Justice for a heckler.

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

audiobooks...

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'