Loudness Enthusiast Gifts

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Library Grand Opening

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Being heard got me where I am today."

The Gong

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Playing dustbins

"Cat got your tongue?"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.