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'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Ralph Stanley

Library Grand Opening

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

The Gong