Hearing Enthusiast T-Shirts

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Tong!"

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

Playing dustbins

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Hallelujah!