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"I said, your new hearing aid... what kind is it?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

At the rock concert...

Mozart on a computer,

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Snake with headphones.

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Sorry, what was that?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

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