Hearing Technology Enthusiast Gifts

"I said, your new hearing aid... what kind is it?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

At the rock concert...

Mozart on a computer,

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Snake with headphones.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

The Gong

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Sorry, what was that?'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

audiobooks...

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"