Hearing Tech Buff Gifts

Deaf Musician

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

The herd of hearing.

'Sorry, what was that?'

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

People talking through a stethoscope.

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Guide dogs for the deaf

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Ear Doctor.

"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."

The damage from wearing headphones.