Hearing Buff Gifts

General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify

The Anti-Agent

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

X-ray Psychology.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

A trevor of trainspotters

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'