Hearing Buff Gifts

General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify

The Anti-Agent

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Edgar Allen Poe

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Werewolves of London..."

X-ray Psychology.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Several generations live together in Cuba

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

A trevor of trainspotters

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.