Vision Buff Gifts

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

X-ray Psychology.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'No cheating'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

MI5 Press Office

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"It's a plant based solution."

Asp Family

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'Cheese.'

Brains versus management books.

Hairy Potter and friend..

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'