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X-ray Psychology.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Ornithologist

'No cheating'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

MI5 Press Office

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"It's a plant based solution."

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Brains versus management books.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Asp Family