Hearing_technician Gifts

'Sorry, what was that?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"Turn down the bass."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Speaker Farmer.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'