Hearing Aids Aficionado Gifts

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Snake with headphones.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'Can, you hear me?'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Flying Ear Specialist

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

Deaf in Venice

Modern teenager.

Deaf Musician

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

'I need you to get a few things from the shop!'

"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Hearing aid dogs.

Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

James Comey Testifies! There's Fantasy...And Reality

Checking phone while walking.

"Ed never attends any party without his opinion cancelling headphones."