Hearing Aids Aficionado Pillows

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Snake with headphones.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Can, you hear me?'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Flying Ear Specialist

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Deaf in Venice

Modern teenager.

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

Deaf Musician

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

'I need you to get a few things from the shop!'

Hearing aid dogs.

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.

Audiology!!

Checking phone while walking.

"Ed never attends any party without his opinion cancelling headphones."