Hearing Aid Hero Pillows

'He doesn't bother an hard of hearing postie!'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

EU Vaccine approval

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

COVID 19

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'