Hearing Heroes Pillows

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Jerry Lordan

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Listening to Coldplay.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Music Freak.

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Planner at work.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

Psychoses on tape

People talking through a stethoscope.

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

Hard of Hearing Institute.

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."