Harmonic Hero Pillows

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Jerry Lordan

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Musical genres

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

I love Harmonica

No Bruch!

Angel playing music

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Planner at work.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Musical arrows.

Santa Playing the Piano

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Georgiy Sviridov