Helpfulness Hero Pillows

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Keyworker

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

EU Vaccine approval

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

COVID 19

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"I don't leave home without it!"