Elder Aid Hero Pillows

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Economy

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Covid Shield

This might take a while

New scenario with the vaccine

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Heart Health Levels

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

Health cuts after Covid 19

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

Frontex

"Cardiac day patients?"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Dove with its wings tied

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

How to save money on geriatric care?

'You missed a spot.'

NHS FUNDING - 'Please sir, can I have some more?'

'A heart transplant isn't worth much if he doesn't look good - let's give him a hair transplant, too.'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

US Asylum

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Fall prevention!"