Elder Aid Hero T-Shirts

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Economy

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Did you remember my mints?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Covid Shield

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

New scenario with the vaccine

This might take a while

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

Health cuts after Covid 19

Heart Health Levels

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Frontex

"Cardiac day patients?"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Dove with its wings tied

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

How to save money on geriatric care?

'You missed a spot.'

NHS FUNDING - 'Please sir, can I have some more?'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'A heart transplant isn't worth much if he doesn't look good - let's give him a hair transplant, too.'

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

US Asylum