Hearing Aids Pillows

'I said, 'YES, I CAN GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO GET HERE!''

'Sales are unheard of here.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

Deaf in Venice

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

People talking through a stethoscope.

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

Guide dogs for the deaf

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Old People Whisperer

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

Deaf Musician

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

Hearing aid dogs.

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

'No, Miss Smith... I asked if you could roll your R's.'

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

Audiology!!

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

"Can I help you!!"

'He doesn't bother an hard of hearing postie!'