Getting A Hearing Aid Pillows

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'How's the new pacemaker.'

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Deaf in Venice

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

People talking through a stethoscope.

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

Deaf Musician

Old People Whisperer

Hearing aid dogs.

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

Audiology!!

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"Can I help you!!"

Noise Abatement Society

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'

'He doesn't bother an hard of hearing postie!'

"You bet I always wear my hearing-aids! It's a question of survival: I need to be able to hear the predators coming..."