Getting A Hearing Aid Pillows

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'How's the new pacemaker.'

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

Deaf in Venice

People talking through a stethoscope.

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

Deaf Musician

Old People Whisperer

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

Hearing aid dogs.

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

Audiology!!

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

Noise Abatement Society

"Can I help you!!"

'He doesn't bother an hard of hearing postie!'

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'