Boast Avenger Gifts

Human Cull: People who think marriage and parenthood is the only measure of success.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'Drop him again, Louie.'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'This should come out just right.'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Revenge will be mine.'

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Wicked E number in an ingredients

I'm self employed being self employed

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

Dog swatting fly with ears.

Happy Birthday: Simply the Beast

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'