Boss Buster Prints

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Turkish Democracy

The Not-So Smart Meter

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

Killing Santa

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

The housing market begins to deflate.

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Cut Your Bills In Half.

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

Warning.

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'According to my calculations we need to sell the house to pay the heating bills.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

Your Boss Is Conspiring With Your Would-Be Future Boss To Keep You From Ever Getting a Raise

'So much for energy saving.'

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”