Machine Busters Pillows

'How many of our spouses has this maniac taken?? We end the reign of terror today!!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Turkish Democracy

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

A Fork-lift.

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

Bagging the Chipmunk

Digger.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

A cheese grader

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"

New Belief Systems

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

'Hello-goodbye.'

Transactional Analysis - The Child.

"I find things go around in cycles."

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Hygiene the best vaccine

Lightbulb Maker