Machine Lovers Pillows

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"I find things go around in cycles."

Throw you away

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

Lighting a Pipe

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Cat flap for a truck.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

The Robot's Trophy

Milk production

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'